Performing at Polari, Royal Festival Hall. Photo by Krystyna Fitzgerald-Morris

The Prologue to the Ballad is here

You can buy the pamphlet here

With an old polyester orchid from Woolworth’s, I take my

pirate hat, neatly styled with feathers and braid trim  –

“Pirate” is the fancy-dress shop genre, though it’s only

a fibrous pasteboard “not to be worn in rain”– and I’m off

to impersonate myself tonight at the masquerade.

 

Not as anything other than how it is the muses

like to dress me up: the muse of history, bespectacled,

peering at manuscripts; the smart muse of the dance

in a dinner suit; and the roué comic muse preparing

to go deadpan for a juicy story of misconduct.

 

I’ve been getting older lately and now, step by

creaking step (to use a creaking rhetorical figure

I never use), time to get ready to get disgusting

in public and enjoy it, the way I once could have

let myself become some kind of gay bar mascot,

 

because the maturer queer finds his own vanity

parading in front of an audience, and while men

fucking each other with abandon is to some only a fearful

fantasy, others know it as the old wine they’ve long

tasted the last of, having escaped the massacre,

 

and for yet others it’s the drug they’re still in thrall to:

I don’t mind which they are – I show them the dirty old

man that I am, as I pretend I’m some rear admiral

knowing the ways of the fleet, and relate a tale of

seventeenth-century sodomy in a rhymingly musical

 

presentation of anal intercourse up against the law,

here in an indoor pleasure garden set up with trees

and a classical gazebo, where I ponce about while

women, at the mention of buggery, fondle their

boyfriends’ buttocks, tightly rounded and masculine.